You're a 51 year man. Please do not wear a gold chain. You're not on The Sopranos. You're not a disco king. You're not John Travolta. And you're not 25. It does not hold a religious charm. It's not a gift from your wife. Or your kids.
Take it off. Now.
Thank you.
About Me
- Sassy
- A few years ago my husband of 10+ years decided that he didn't want to be married....to me at least. About the 4th day in, I decided that I wasn't going to be ugly, nasty, bitter or angry. So I pulled up my boots and started walking down the new road. I believe in family, long conversations, coffee ice cream, kisses, treating people right, cashmere, cereal for dinner, sweet guys, honesty and a long Sunday afternoon nap.
1 comment:
Ok, that's just a crime against nature. Did he have chest hair sticking out of his shirt, too? Gross. I am so sorry that you had to see that . . .
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